every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters
(via thewritersramblings)Posted on September 1, 2014 at 8:20 PM
Posted on September 1, 2014 at 2:54 PM
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
Posted on September 1, 2014 at 12:00 PM
I’M DOING IT
Do you ever write a line that just makes you sit back for a second and go
I wrote that
that line is so good
if I was a famous writer hipsters would probably get that tattooed on their biceps, that line’s so good
(via smallnico)Posted on September 1, 2014 at 11:48 AM
What the hell did I just watch?
It’s me pretending to be a video game character what is wrong with you it’s pretty straight-forward
Wow this is really accurate right down to the breathing.
I’ve never hit reblog so fast in my life.
(via agentrodgers)Posted on September 1, 2014 at 10:43 AM
Posted on August 30, 2014 at 2:20 PM
Oh my god. This is what it feels like to see god.
Being good to each other is so important, guys.
(via burdge)Posted on August 30, 2014 at 2:14 PM
Posted on August 30, 2014 at 1:34 PM
Distressing Video Captures EXACTLY How Cops Treat Black People
Things that are scary:
- getting up in class
- coughing in class
- reading out loud in class
- answering a question in class
- turning a test in first in class
(via firelordray)Posted on August 30, 2014 at 1:22 PM
MY FRIEND SENT ME THIS AND OH MY GOD
(via angelnatural)Posted on August 30, 2014 at 3:21 AM
This is me sneezing and it’s one of the most adorable things you’ll watch all day.
man lets reblog some cute happy shit
(via lunaepertempestas)Posted on August 29, 2014 at 8:27 PM
that tension between u and the other youth in the manga/anime section of a public store
(via master-in-the-tardis)Posted on August 29, 2014 at 8:25 PM
"Most girls that like snakes and weird animals are ugly" pardon me while I put my snake on my face to demonstrate the several fucks that none of us give
Allow me to join you with my snake scarf and lack of fucks
I don’t think I’d have a face left if I did what you guys were doing, but I want to play anyway.
don’t give even one tiny little fuck
NEIGH HOY MENOY
I was gonna reblog this either way but that last one made me want to reblog it even more
*hungry Big Boss noises in the distance*
(via llama556)Posted on August 29, 2014 at 8:23 PM
"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."
A novel by me
(via viria)Posted on August 29, 2014 at 7:38 PM