Procrastination Paradise
Hi my name's Will. I'm a writer who lives in the slightly overrated state of California. I'm a fan of a lot of things, probably too many, but Doctor Who, Attack on Titan, and the Marvel Cinematic Universe are the most notable right now. Have fun looking around.Male / Cis

sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

(via thewritersramblings)

Posted on September 1, 2014 at 8:20 PM

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

(via kingsammy-ofthefallenangels)

Posted on September 1, 2014 at 2:54 PM

officialbioware:

officialbioware:

I’M DOING IT

I’M WRITING

nevermind

(Source: femboss, via angelnatural)

Posted on September 1, 2014 at 12:00 PM

plightofthevalkyries:

Do you ever write a line that just makes you sit back for a second and go

hot damn

I wrote that

that line is so good

if I was a famous writer hipsters would probably get that tattooed on their biceps, that line’s so good

(via smallnico)

Posted on September 1, 2014 at 11:48 AM

baroquen-sol:

seerofsarcasm:

confusedtree:

dspazdoesntcare:

What the hell did I just watch? 

It’s me pretending to be a video game character what is wrong with you it’s pretty straight-forward

Wow this is really accurate right down to the breathing.

I’ve never hit reblog so fast in my life.

(via agentrodgers)

Posted on September 1, 2014 at 10:43 AM

(Source: ilse-chan-san, via thewritersramblings)

Posted on August 31, 2014 at 2:20 PM

jakubdublininc:

animatorzee:

LINK NO

Oh my god. This is what it feels like to see god.

(Source: naldouze, via lundayy)

Posted on August 30, 2014 at 2:20 PM

nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

(via burdge)

Posted on August 30, 2014 at 2:14 PM

cosbyykidd:

grandmasterbooty:

Distressing Video Captures EXACTLY How Cops Treat Black People

smh

(via kingsammy-ofthefallenangels)

Posted on August 30, 2014 at 1:34 PM

acciobenedictplease:

Things that are scary:

  • getting up in class
  • coughing in class
  • reading out loud in class
  • answering a question in class
  • turning a test in first in class
  • class 

(via firelordray)

Posted on August 30, 2014 at 1:22 PM
gordonlaughingalonewithcombine:

 

fantasticalfandoms445:

MY FRIEND SENT ME THIS AND OH MY GOD

gordonlaughingalonewithcombine:

 

fantasticalfandoms445:

MY FRIEND SENT ME THIS AND OH MY GOD

(via angelnatural)

Posted on August 30, 2014 at 3:21 AM

frienem:

hyenasinbootyshorts:

tommypom:

This is me sneezing and it’s one of the most adorable things you’ll watch all day.

man lets reblog some cute happy shit

BABY

(via lunaepertempestas)

Posted on August 29, 2014 at 8:27 PM

crimsonvalet:

that tension between u and the other youth in the manga/anime section of a public store

(via master-in-the-tardis)

Posted on August 29, 2014 at 8:25 PM
theloveeater:

thatonemexicanperson:

kookootegu:

hissssssss:

fimbry:

scalestails:

rainbowsnakes:

reptiliaherps:

"Most girls that like snakes and weird animals are ugly" pardon me while I put my snake on my face to demonstrate the several fucks that none of us give

Allow me to join you with my snake scarf and lack of fucks 





I don’t think I’d have a face left if I did what you guys were doing, but I want to play anyway.


don’t give even one tiny little fuck


NEIGH HOY MENOY

I was gonna reblog this either way but that last one made me want to reblog it even more


*hungry Big Boss noises in the distance*

theloveeater:

thatonemexicanperson:

kookootegu:

hissssssss:

fimbry:

scalestails:

rainbowsnakes:

reptiliaherps:

"Most girls that like snakes and weird animals are ugly" pardon me while I put my snake on my face to demonstrate the several fucks that none of us give

Allow me to join you with my snake scarf and lack of fucks 

image

image

I don’t think I’d have a face left if I did what you guys were doing, but I want to play anyway.

don’t give even one tiny little fuck

image

NEIGH HOY MENOY

I was gonna reblog this either way but that last one made me want to reblog it even more

*hungry Big Boss noises in the distance*

(via llama556)

Posted on August 29, 2014 at 8:23 PM

inbetweenfictionandreality:

"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."

                                                                                            A novel by me

(via viria)

Posted on August 29, 2014 at 7:38 PM